meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

(via wholetjackdrive)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via 221b-with-me)

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

(via fantasylivesindreams)

I’m never gonna leave you.

(Source: atimelordswife, via fantasylivesindreams)

My dearest one, my darling dear,
Your mighty words astound me.
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

(via fictional--dreams)

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

(Source: ice-solation, via maxpowercosplay)

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

(Source: 180mph, via maxpowercosplay)

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

image

(via maxpowercosplay)

"JUST STOP IT DAMMIT"

Me, to people who can’t frickin’ stop posting about their relationships, babies, and weddings on facebook (via ladyhistory)

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via asdfghjkllove)

hell-is-our-home:

"what band are you listening to?"

"panic! at the disco"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

image

(Source: frankierospanties, via wholetjackdrive)